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    MabNoodle
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    The Bro Commandments

    Post by MabNoodle on Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:49 pm

    SO FUNNY.

    1: Thou shalt not cockblock thyself or thy neighbor
    2: Thy brethren before wenches
    3: Thou shalt not speak during intense sports moments
    4: Thou must always keep thy swag on in public
    5: Thou shalt not kill thy neighbors buzz
    6: Thou shalt not steal a fellow bros woman
    7: Thou shalt not bitch out
    8: Thou shalt not embarrass thyself or thy bros
    9: Thou must keep thy bitches in line
    10: Thou must always help a bro out


    Edit: Added the >Brocabulary< for your viewing interest~ Gotta say, it's pretty bro.


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    Re: The Bro Commandments

    Post by MikeHo on Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:52 pm

    Blasphemy the bro code is an unwritten law(s)!


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    Re: The Bro Commandments

    Post by Echo on Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:40 pm

    ... I broke all of those except 6 and 9... >>;;;
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    Re: The Bro Commandments

    Post by MabNoodle on Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:12 pm

    @Nacho
    Even #1? Ohhhhsnap.

    @Mike
    These are the bro commandments! The bro code is much, much more funnier~


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    Re: The Bro Commandments

    Post by Beefie on Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:08 pm

    MabNoodle wrote:SO FUNNY.

    1: Thou shalt not cockblock thyself or thy neighbor
    2: Thy brethren before wenches
    3: Thou shalt not speak during intense sports moments
    4: Thou must always keep thy swag on in public
    5: Thou shalt not kill thy neighbors buzz
    6: Thou shalt not steal a fellow bros woman
    7: Thou shalt not bitch out
    8: Thou shalt not embarrass thyself or thy bros
    9: Thou must keep thy bitches in line
    10: Thou must always help a bro out


    a cop cockblocked me at a party(rule 1), killed my buzz(rule 5), broke up the two beer pong games(rule 3), walked in on a few naked people in the hottub(me included,rule 8) and took a bunch of people to jail(again including me, rule 10). thats 5 is a 10-30 time frame. but all the cops did walk around like they owned the place(rule 4)

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    Re: The Bro Commandments

    Post by Yutakaa on Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:37 pm

    Hey! I like, live by those rules bro.


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    Re: The Bro Commandments

    Post by MikeHo on Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:20 am

    Lol... The bro code evolves it changes. FEMALES MUST NEVER KNOW OF ITS TRUE MEANING! Snob Laugh


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