SO FUNNY.

1: Thou shalt not cockblock thyself or thy neighbor
2: Thy brethren before wenches
3: Thou shalt not speak during intense sports moments
4: Thou must always keep thy swag on in public
5: Thou shalt not kill thy neighbors buzz
6: Thou shalt not steal a fellow bros woman
7: Thou shalt not bitch out
8: Thou shalt not embarrass thyself or thy bros
9: Thou must keep thy bitches in line
10: Thou must always help a bro out

Edit: Added the >Brocabulary< for your viewing interest~ Gotta say, it's pretty bro.

Blasphemy the bro code is an unwritten law(s)!

... I broke all of those except 6 and 9... >>;;;

@Nacho
Even #1? Ohhhhsnap.

@Mike
These are the bro commandments! The bro code is much, much more funnier~

MabNoodle wrote:SO FUNNY.

1: Thou shalt not cockblock thyself or thy neighbor
2: Thy brethren before wenches
3: Thou shalt not speak during intense sports moments
4: Thou must always keep thy swag on in public
5: Thou shalt not kill thy neighbors buzz
6: Thou shalt not steal a fellow bros woman
7: Thou shalt not bitch out
8: Thou shalt not embarrass thyself or thy bros
9: Thou must keep thy bitches in line
10: Thou must always help a bro out

a cop cockblocked me at a party(rule 1), killed my buzz(rule 5), broke up the two beer pong games(rule 3), walked in on a few naked people in the hottub(me included,rule 8) and took a bunch of people to jail(again including me, rule 10). thats 5 is a 10-30 time frame. but all the cops did walk around like they owned the place(rule 4)

Lol... The bro code evolves it changes. FEMALES MUST NEVER KNOW OF ITS TRUE MEANING!